Undergoing labour inspection

Assume that labor inspectors would come. Prepare some minor misconduct for them to find easily (honey pot). They are there to dig up something anyway. Confirm that they do the inspection for sake of the employees as well as for the company. Appear to be happy spending the time with them, cooperate beyond measure. Hide your emotions, avoid any sarcasm and push-back. Never ever argue with them, even if you can prove you are right. Don’t make excuses in case of major findings. Ask them about other companies’ practices for they love preaching. Promise that you’ll make corrective actions right after the inspection. Make sure you budget an amount covering the fine of the next visit.